I started my day like a girl. I woke up, had my cereals (the ones for ladies, not the one for kids and by the way, are there any cereals for men?) then I had my coffee in bed for like an hour, I put on my make up, some black shorts, a T-shirt with Minnie, a pink sweater, pink boots and a pink jacket and then I arrived late at work. All very ladylike, you have to agree.
My work on Saturdays consists in teaching three boys English. The first two are brothers and they are 8 and 10 years old. They are cute and playful. When I got to their house they were playing with these tiny little toys.
I thought it is Bart Simpson and a bunch of crucified Jesus babies. They weren’t able to enlighten me. They didn’t know who Bart is. They had a clue about Jesus but they didn’t see the resemblance, anyway. Good kids. But they were surprised I watch cartoons. They said they didn’t know old ladies watch cartoons too. Fuck, I am an old lady for a ten year old! This hurts!
Three hours later I left the smarty pants brothers and walked to the next kid. He is 15 and too shy to look me in the eyes. But a very good student. And I bet he doesn’t think I am old lady. 30 something girls are like promised land to teenage boys. Or so I’ve heard.
I have no story about this kid, but on my way to his house, I saw a beautiful cat in a yard. I called ” hey kitty kitty” in Romanian, which is “pis pis” and she came to me. She let me pet her and then we played a little and then she asked for more petting.
She seemed quite surprised when I eventually left. She gave me the “What??? Are you leaving me? I thought there was something special between us…obviously not!!!” kind of look. Poor thing. Yeah, this is me. I break cats’ hearts a lot. I am always up for a quick play but I never go home with them.
Later on, after I was done working, I went shopping. I was craving for humus. I got some and hurried home to have my long waited humus dinner. I didn’t like it much. I once had home-made humus at some Lebanese people’s house and that was the best humus ever. That humus ruined me for any other humus I can find on the market. Too bad. I used to love humus.
Very disappointed, I had garlic chicken instead. Lots of garlic chicken. Then I had a beer while watching some crap on TV. Damn, that felt good. Decadent but good. I did it like a girl all day long, but in the end I did it like a dude and I had a blast.
I am still on dude mode while writing this but I will switch to girlie mode pretty soon. I am downloading New Girl and I guess no guy would ever watch this. So I will put on my pink pajamas and watch this until I fall asleep. I am pretty sure it won’t take more than one episode, two tops. I am very tired.
Take care, lovely readers.