I was totally bored with my old mental disorders so I’ve looked up for new ones. Now I am suffering from neophilia and I am very proud of it. The opposite of neophilia is neophobia and one of my ex boyfriends had it for sure. It really bugged me about him how he was scared of all that was new and spontaneous and how everything had to be routine to be good. Now I have the medical explanation for this. Thank god we broke up, we were a match made in hell, apparently.
Other than digging for mental illnesses, my Romanian life is pretty boring. I was successful abroad with the pope’s resignation, but I have already bragged about it. I am now writing a letter for the Romanian president. In case you won’t hear from me for a while, then I got arrested for some reason. At least this is what usually happens with people that piss off our president.
When I had my last neophilia attack, I decided to move to London at the end of the summer. Unless I have another neophilia attack and I decide something else, I stick to this plan. I should be done with I have to do in Romania by then, hopefully, so help me god.
Speaking of god, a Romanian reader on my Romanian blog left me a very long message, insisting on two issues. One, that I offend the believers with my atheism and that I should spell god with G out of respect for the believers and that anyway in English god is different than God so I am dumb. I told him I know the difference between god and God in English, I just think it is not fair to refer to the Christian god only. Maybe someone from a different religion is reading so when they read “oh my god” I want everyone to think of their own god. I am very nice, see?
Once this guy was done with god, he brought up Becca (please click on Becca, she is really fun and she also needs to win a bet so clickclickclickclick away and don’t stop unless you have symptoms of carpal tunnel syndrome). He basically suggested I should stop writing in English because it will get me nowhere and the struggle is not worth it as I will never ever be able to write in English like Becca. I didn’t even know I am supposed to get somewhere with this blog in English. I am glad this guy told me, this was enlightening. Now I am waiting for him to tell me where am I supposed to get. And to quote from Becca, his favorite American blogger, “I think it’s cute that people are stupid”.
He also said that I am too ambitious, I mean, a famous Romanian writer lived in Paris for eight years before daring to write something in French. Who am I to dare to write in English after one year in Toronto? I should just wait, otherwise I am just arrogant, if I don’t do what other people do. Makes perfect sense, right?
Last but not least, also as a result of a neophilia attack, I have decided to do something really really stupid and really really funny. But it is still a secret. I will tell you more when the time is right. The time is not right yet, get it?
I love this mental disorder. I can blame all my future stupid actions on this medical condition, this is so cool.