Tag, you’re it!

Miss Four Eyes tagged me a while ago but I was busy being sick and whine about it so I didn’t have time to play until today.

Rules:
1. Post these rules.
2. Post a photo of yourself and eleven random facts about you.
3. Answer the questions given to you in the tagger’s post.
4. Create eleven new questions and tag new people to answer them.
5. Go to their blog/twitter and let them know they have been tagged.

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11 Random Facts:

I have written 1oo random stuff about me, but since they are not enough, here are 11 more:

1. I eat like a pig.

2. I thank all gods out there I don’t look like a pig.

3. I like sex.

4. I like sex very much.

5. I like beer.

6. I like beer very much.

7. And wine.

8. I wish someone would pay me to travel the world, visit museums, attend parties, taste weird foods and write about it.

9. I wish someone would pay me to travel the world, visit museums, attend parties, taste weird foods and write about it.

10. I wish someone would pay me to travel the world, visit museums, attend parties, taste weird foods and write about it.

11. I like food, beer and sex. Or did I mention that already?

Miss Four Eyes’ questions:

  1. Do you think people should care more about each other’s bowel movements? Sure, especially when eating together. Updates on Facebook would be most appreciated also. I always have the feeling I don’t know enough about the people’s insights.
  2. What is the one thing you are most afraid of? Stray dogs in my beloved Romania or earth quakes or not missing a flight or that I will be stuck in Romania for the rest of my life. This is terrifyng me, even more than zombies. Oh, wait, I know. I am most afraid I will die before trying all sexual positions ever invented. Yes, that’s my biggest fear.
  3. What is the one thing that you wish you had never touched? Grease.
  4. What do you sing in the shower? I don’t sing in the shower, I sing when I walk the streets, to make sure nobody thinks I am mentally sane. This way, they lower their expectation they have from me and give me lots of breaks. As for the shower, I talk to myself in the shower. I make plans and I build plots and characters in the shower. Then I forget about them.
  5. How do you feel about Tom Cruise? I could play with him once or twice, but I would be probably done with him after the first time. Give me Lenny Kravitz instead. I would take a sabbatical year for that one.
  6. Do you fart? Of course you do. Who do you blame it on? Obama, of course.
  7. What would you do if you met Oprah? I would say to her: ” One day, you will want an autograph from me. And maybe I will give one to you. Maybe…”
  8. Name one food you’ve never tried and don’t want to. I have heard they make a human fetus soup in China. I absolutely don’t want to try that.
  9. Burps. Loud or silent? Flavorless.
  10. What species do you think will take over the world some day? I don’t know about the world, but Romania will soon be ruled by the stray dogs.
  11. Star Wars or Star Trek? I haven’t seen any of them. Maybe some episodes from  Star Trek when I was little but I am not sure. So, Seinfeld. 

My questions:

1. Black pope or latin pope?

2. What do you advise women to do so that the men won’t stare at their breasts? (no, turning around  is not an option as men tend to stare at butts too).

3. What was your celebrity crush in your teens?

4. Last time you got really, really drunk was…?

5. What is the longest you have gone without taking a shower?

6. Michael Jackson is…?

7. How often do you sin?

8. What is your guilty pleasure?

9. Do you think Ellen will ever be so lucky to have me in her show?

10. Name one food you couldn’t eat even if your life depended on it.

11. What was the last lie you told?

Tag, you’re it!

Becca

Teeny Bikini

Jason

Eric

Easy

John

Luna Starla

18 thoughts on “Tag, you’re it!

  1. MissFourEyes says:

    Excellent answer to #1. We should all update our bowel movements on FB! Then if someone didn’t that day, we could ask him if anything was wrong. ‘Didn’t you poop today?!’ 😀

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